Monday, January 16, 2012

#1130. Monsters (2010)

★★☆☆☆

Now, it's our turn to adapt.

Dear editors of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die: really?!? Based on the synopsis, I was expecting something a little more like District 9 or even Cloverfield


Six years ago, NASA discovered the possibility of alien life within our solar system. A probe was launched to collect samples, but crashed upon re-entry over Central America. Soon after, new life form began to appear and half of Mexico was quarantined as an INFECTED ZONE. Today, the American and Mexican military still struggle to contain "the creatures." Our story begins when a US journalist agrees to escort a shaken tourist through the infected zone in Mexico to the safety of the US border. 

The one redeeming quality that I found in the movie, I later found out was completely unintentional. There’s great subtext about cross-border immigration between Central and North America, but the writer/director just wanted to make a movie about aliens. 

Oh, and I forgot to mention the love story. Of course, the guy and the girl (who’s engaged to be married) fall in love. The ending was a bit abrupt, but I didn’t mind. I was just glad it was over. 

A couple of cool things about this movie: it was shot with a crew of only 2 people using all “off the shelf” equipment (all the way from cameras to visual effects). And the main characters names were Kaulder and Wynden, which sound an awful like Holder and Linden from The Killing. But, that just made me wonder who killed Rosie Larsen. 

Why you should watch Monsters: um, it’s streaming for free on Netflix.
Why you should skip Monsters: watch District 9 or Cloverfield instead.



Credits: 
UK 94 min Color 
Director: Gareth Edwards 
Screenplay: Gareth Edwards 
Photography: Gareth Edwards 
Stars: Scoot McNairy, Whitney Able and Mario Zuniga Benavides 

Sunday, October 9, 2011

#44. Un Chien Andalou (An Andalusian Dog) (1928)

Grade: B-

Um, did they say "WTF" in 1928? 

This collaboration between director Luis Buñuel and artist Salvador Dali is etched into our consciousness of film history because of one image: a razor slicing open an eyeball.

The film has no conventional plot and the chronology is very disjointed, jumping from the initial "once upon a time" to "eight years later" without the characters really changing that much. There's really no point in me telling you what the movie was about because I'm still scratching my head over it.

It's apparent that this film has influenced not only modern day filmmakers, but the current style of music videos as well. Yes, there are still music videos being made. After watching this movie, I half expected my phone to ring and hear an eerie voice on the other end saying, "Seven days."  Luckily that didn't happen and no one crawled out of my television set to steal my soul. 


Why you should watch Un Chien Andalou: Well, it's really short. And it's visually stunning.
Why you should pass: It might give you nightmares and it makes no sense.



Credits:
France 16m Silent B&W
Director: Luis Buñuel
Producer: Luis Buñuel
Screenplay: Luis Buñuel, Salvador Dalí
Photography: Albert Duverger
Cast: Pierre Batcheff, Simone Mareuil, Luis Buñuel, Salvador Dalí

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

#920. Caro Diario (1994)

Grade: B 

OK, wow.  It's been over a month since my last post.  At this rate, I'm not really sure how I'm going to watch all of these movies before I die.  Unless I plan on living to be 150.  Of course, by then, they'll probably be able to inject the movie directly into my brain.  Alright, on to lucky number 13... 

Remember those analogies on your verbal SATs?  A is to B as C is to D?  Well, here's one for you that may put this movie and its director into a little perspective.  Nanni Moretti is to Italy as Woody Allen is to America.  His movies are witty, the locations are as important to the plot as the characters, and not everyone "gets him."  And just as Woody Allen's films are not widely accepted in Europe, Moretti has yet to find his audience in America.  Also, Moretti might not like this analogy, because as far as I know, he never married his adopted daughter. 

Caro Diario is a semi-autobiographical film told in three episodes (or "sections") of an open diary.  The first section is called "On My Vespa" and it's all about Moretti riding around Italy on a Vespa, all the while giving you a running commentary on things such as the charming old districts, ugly housing projects, his love for Jennifer Beals (complete with a goofy fan encounter) and his disgust of the cult film Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer... which, btw, is also on my list of movies to watch before I die.  If I had known, I would have made this a double-feature.  "On My Vespa" is brought to a close when Moretti makes a pilgrimage for the first time to the beachside town where Italian filmmaker Pier Paolo Pasolini was murdered. 

In "Islands," Moretti and his professor friend, Gerardo, tour the volcanic islands north of Sicily, looking rather unsuccessfully for a quiet place to work.  They're thrown into bizarre situations that, for some reason or another, require them to move to another island, whether it's noisy traffic, friends who are too obsessed with their children or just obnoxious islanders.  I did enjoy seeing Gerardo's downward spiral from being a snob who didn't even own a television set to being so obsessed with American television that he forces Moretti to ask a group of American tourists what's happening on The Bold and the Beautiful, since they see the episodes ahead of Italy. 

The final section of the movie, "Doctors," deals with Moretti's chronic itching and his search for an effective doctor.  Even though the subject matter is a little more serious in this section, he remains consistent with the sweet tone of the entire film.  It would have been easy for him to turn this into a heavy-handed docudrama about his ailment that no one could seem to diagnose.  Instead, he simply shows himself being subjected to one ineffective treatment after another -- ointments, massage, diet, herbs, electro-accupuncture -- before a spot on his lung is finally diagnosed as Hodgkin's lymphoma. 

The movie starts off a little slow, but once I got used to Moretti's quirkiness, I kind of enjoyed his company.  But, like any houseguest, after a couple of hours, you're ready for him to go home so you can watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey finale in peace. 

Why you should watch Caro Diario: if you're planning a trip to Rome and/or you've ever had to deal with ineffective doctors.

Why you should skip it: if you don't like Woody Allen, you probably are not going to like Nanni Moretti either.


Credits:

Italy / France (Banfilm, La Sept. Canal+, Rai Uno, Sacher) 100m Technicolor
Language: Italian / English / Mandarin
Director: Nanni Moretti
Producer: Nella Banfi, Angelo Barbagallo, Nanni Moretti
Screenplay: Nanni Moretti
Photography: Giuseppe Lanci
Music: Nicola Piovani, Keith Jarrett, Angelique Kidjo
Cast: Nanni Moretti, Giovana Bozzolo, Sebastiano Nardone, Antonio Petrocelli, Giulio Base, Italo Spinelli, Carlo Mazzacurati, Jennifer Beals, Alexandre Rockwell, Renato Carpentieri, Raffaella Lebboroni, Marco Paolini, Claudia Della Seta, Lorenzo Alessandri, Antonio Neiwiller


Cannes Film Festival: Nanni Moretti (director, Golden Palm nomination)